Alright. After doing some search I didn't find such application, so I wrote my own. Tor Browser Launcher is written in Delphi using FireMonkey framework and compiled for 32/64-bit Windows architectures:
Tor Browser Launcher
Any further feature requests are welcome. The interface will be updated after your needs of configuration set.
Tor does not protect against a global adversary, especially one that has access to most relays and can perform the huge amount of data logging and processing that you describe. That's why it's important for volunteers to run relays in a wide set of countries.
What stops the NSA from requesting data from foreign and Local ISPs for Tor nodes and thus ...